Randomness!!

So the story starts yesterday, when my phone hasn't been working for a few days. Of course, i walk into the Optus shop, and it decides that it would be suitable to once again be able to send texts and make calls. Thanks phone.
So, I'm stuck in town for over an hour. What to doooooo?! Well, Rock Factory first, and i walk out with Megadeth Greatest Hits for a whopping $12.95. Angus & Robertson next. They didn't seem to have the book i was after (Miami Ink: Marked for Greatness), but i probably couldn't afford it anyway. Yes, Tattoos are awesome. I hope you don't sink so low as to judge people just because they have tattoos (though people with tattoos aren't always the brightest characters). Somewhere in there i also bought my ticket to Batman. Anyway, the humour sectio showed me lots of intereesting things. That sunrise dudes greatest jokes were horrible, but the encyclopedia of immaturity (Fanny Price kinda stuff, not sexual or anything, which was nice) was hilarious, as was the book of random facts. Sweeeeet. I love science, and all the wierd facts it brings. Did you know you can poo out your bellybutton?! (in not many people). Or if two identical girls married two identical dudes, they could have babies that look the same!!!!! wow...
Anyway, off to EB. Not much here.
Everyone FINALLY arrives, and being the little babies they are, go to oporto. Meanwhile, the men go to nams. As i sit waiting at my table for two, Mr. Nam obviously expects i am waiting for a girl... That would've been nice, but this wasn't the time. We dine like kings, walk back to greater union and spread the sweet honey and peanuty peanut vibe. Time for Batman, the sequel to one of my favourite movies.
I'll probably write a separate review. It wasn't as good as the first. There was just something missing... Don't ask what. Anyway, it was incredibly long, and i expected two-face two be a different movie (well hey, scarecrow and the joker kinda were). Gary Oldman lived on like a true wizard, with a crazed pom-yank accent. Christian Bale, my favourite actor and undoubtedly the best around, was freakin awesome. Heath Ledger was good, but the media obviously talked him up ALOT.
After the movie I walk to the car via a cloud of marijuanna smoke (the 2nd time i've smelt the stuff in my life, and in the last two weeks as well. Better than tobacco... But us westerners don't use it properly. Those jamaicans use it the right way, like we use tea or coffee). I walked past the guy, and said to my bro n step-dad, "That was not tobacco!". to which they just go "woahhhhh". Not cool. (I'm not a druggo, it's just a strange experience). We also walk past a withcraft guy in his CRAZY robes, totally creeped out. thank goodness he didn't put some creepy wacko spell on us. Srsly.
So today i go to rivers, and score two pairs of shoes for $18 each, reduced from $80 each. With 3 pairs of socks (rivers socks are the best in the world, as is the store itself), that comes to $40.30c. Bargain.
I went many other places, including the orthodontist (always showing off. today it was his iPhone. Last time macbook air) and a retainer, muffin break, uncle petes (a spud gun so us dudes have one each!) and DJ's (we bought stuff. i don't want it stolen though, seeing this is a public page =P).
Now, my phone still isn't working. Tomorrow i shall go to Optus, and if they are as unhelpful as yesti, tell them they are not beeing good enough.

THE END (I'll probably update it anyway though...)