Tuesday 26 June 2007

5 worst songs/bands of all time

Yes, it's official. The 5 worst songs and bands of all time have been decided by... me. In no particular order, here they are:

1. Queen. Probably the worst band of all time, they are well known for over-rated songs such as bohemian rapsody, we will rock you, and we are the champions, even thought they aren't. And being led out onto stage by 'Freddy Mercury' is nothing to be proud of, particularly due to his lack of clothing, and strange sexual status, which led to his death. The above listed songs are enough to turn anyone off, and songs such as hammer to fall and invisible man don't help the problem. And really, who cares if ice ice baby is a copy of under pressure, no one likes either.

2. Hey Mickey. A truly over-rated song, liked only by girls. It lacks lyrics, proper use of instruments, and also talent. Incredibly repetitive, repetitive, repetitive, repetetive. Quite frankly, i'd rather listen to the cry of a newborn baby.

3. American Idiot. The name says it all, and i would say that green day rank with Queen as one of the worlds worst ever bands. Cavemen played better music, and they were smart enough to use more than 3 chords in a song. And a 1 year old knows that he bass riff played on lead guitar honestly isn't a solo. I must say, it isn't all that bad for a band that sounds like they're singing out their bums.

4. thks fr th mmrs. I'll tell you what, if putting the vowels in the title was too hard, i don't know why they bothered to make the song. The tune drives me mad, and fall out boy should probably give up. Really, if they can make money out of that, i should be makng mony out of this.

5. rap. simply, no talent, lack of instruments, and that always repetitive clapping sound in the background, on every beat. I remember the days where i was told off for talking too fast.

I could add alot more to that list, but i won't, it'd go on for a long time! The top 5 songs of all time are coming soon, and if you have a problem with the above list, comment.

Pickles!

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