Here's the deal

Today was pretty much the worst day ever. I'd just like to say, i'm a breathing, living, walking, talking, EATING, sleeping, human being. I have feelings. And they aren't so good right now. All i've learned is which of my friends are friends.

NB: This post isn't aimed at anyone. don't get offended. i love you guys that read my blog, you're awesome. i just need to get my (very few) thoughts out there. =)

1984

official review coming soon. very soon...... mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Maybe bigger is better

On Saturday, the love of my life (ok, there are some people i care more about than my shoes) got covered in mud. But then i realised something. Obviously, as thursday's trip to the movies showed, good things, such as m&ms, are better in large amounts. But then i realised, maybe that applies to bad things. I was becoming highly irritated as my shoes picked up more and more mud, but once they fell through the ground and got completely covered (including on the inside!) it wasn't so bad. It was done, there was nothing more i could do. This also applies to many other things, such as sand. A small amount of sand can get annoying, but when you're absolutely full of it, it's great! Tell me if you think of anymore. i just had a giant brain fart and all thoughts have left my mind... Although, i don't think this rule applies to maths problems and mass murders...

God is awesome

There's no better way to live than knowing you're loved and cared for by the one true God. So get into it. It's the best life you can have. I was rather teary last saturday at fight night, because God is so amazing. I've barely stopped talking to him since. Asking him to change me to be the person he wants me to be. It's awesome. Live it.

im really confused as to why my blog is all screwed up n crap. wierd. posts r mixed, all wierd n stuff. so this is a test. btw, BOOKS are BETTER than BIKES

Chikcen and Vetables

and no, that's not a misprint. well, it is, just deliberate. it's rather entertaining to hear people's opinions on non-English speaking people in Australia. Some say they shouldn't be allowed, but i love it the way it is. i very much enjoy the funny mistakes seen on packaging, on TV, and on shop walls. a perfect example is those seen whilst driving through Newtown. 'we sell candle, toy, ect.' its often small things, like a missed plural or 'ect', but they're still very funny. last night in a restaurant there was the item 'chikcen and vetable', which was rather funny, particularly as every other time those words were in the menu they were fine! if you're unfortunate enough to not experience these little typos of joy, may i recommend www.engrish.com which is a wonderful collection of these things.
so if you ask me, multiculturalism is not only healthy for the country and economy, but it brings large amounts of harmful, and rather humourous entertainment!

Have you left your watch or valuAbles behind?

Typos drive me insane. I despise them. More than corey the party guy who i'll attack some other time. And what confuses me the most is how the people who make these signs or labels or whatever can make such stupid errors!!! My family runs an engraving business from home, and mistakes do happen. However, words such as 'attendent' and 'valubles' just drive me mad. It stands out, or maybe it's just me. After all, these things probably only annoy nerds. But being a nerd is awesome. There's nothing wrong with it, we just have different interests. Big whoop! Deal with it! Besides, what would the world be without us?! Exactly! And you'd all miss conversations about whether or not carbon is a metal!! I think i was wrong about it though. Dang. (Don't worry if this doesn't make sense! =) )